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"Shit. What time is it?" There are 4 bottles left and it's fucking 9:20 AM. I got to sleep at 4 last night and then…

11 bottles of booze. 24 hours. 2 early morning starts. 0 hangovers allowed. Complete disposal of all evidence. Shit.

So yeah, it's been a while. (If I had a dollar for every time I started a post like this...) Here is a quick and…

I just had a random thought. Stop me if I'm way off base here, but I have to ask: When one is drinking with friends…

You may believe that the United States of America has 50 states. You'd be wrong. All kids are taught in school that our country has…

Plants. That's right, plants. Sure, that fern over there doesn't seem to be doing much. Weeds, I suppose, can be mildly annoying, but those flowers…