A person, who chooses to remain nameless, who may also be one of the greatest poets of our, or any other time, just wrote this…

09.26.05 | There is only one true god... ...and he is noodly. Behold the Flying Spaghetti Monster and see the truth! I have been touched…

I think this is as good as this is gonna get. I'm working on replacing this site style with one of my own devious making,…

OK, so it seems like I have the hang of this, sorta. The pirate theme is gone. It was fun, but too busy for my…

So like, Movable Type totally ate itself. Fucken program is worthless. I'm using Wordpress now and I HAVE A PIRATE THEME! There's other themes too,…