"Shit. What time is it?" There are 4 bottles left and it's fucking 9:20 AM. I got to sleep at 4 last night and then…

So mission impossible turned out to be mostly possible. 4 bottels of booze left i still gotta wake up early tomorow and sunday to9 it…

11 bottles of booze. 24 hours. 2 early morning starts. 0 hangovers allowed. Complete disposal of all evidence. Shit.

So yeah, it's been a while. (If I had a dollar for every time I started a post like this...) Here is a quick and…

In our last episode, I unleashed my unending wrath on the local gas stations. It seems that when I verbally abuse gas station owners, they…

BJ's Wholesale Club, that is. Gas prices here, as everywhere, have been pretty retarded. I've heard from several places that the national average is something…