"I'm not saying this to be mean, but you're a complete and total disappointment. I am happy you got your B.S. though! I'm proud of…

So as a follow up to this post, which is a follow up to this post, I have decided on a third person for my…

I have recently discussed my post of women I'd give up hot sauce and/or murder for with my bestest friend and have been made aware…

Uh... I just... I was at work and my department is all old people and one of them, who I call Skelly (pretty sure I've…

My Bestest Friend™ and I recently had a conversation during which I informed her that I would not hesitate to kill her and her boyfriend…

Recently, while searching through the vast archives of The NORN Collective's early years, I discovered a wondrous artifact that has waited patiently to be found…