My first food related post! Boys and girls, what we have here is an interesting new candy bar that crossed my path when I was out grocery shopping. As the name suggests, it's a Milky Way bar filled with caramel. Now, a Milky Way isn't the most complex candy there is. Chocolate, nougat, caramel and there you have it. This variation ditches the nougat to focus on what the wrapper claims is "rich delicious caramel."

I'm a nougat fan. One might argue that a 3 Musketeers bar is the opposite of this, chocolate surrounding nougat and nothing else. I was understandably a little skeptical about this because after all, how much caramel can you have at one sitting?

That's it! I'm done! Askthefatty.com has been simmered, seared, fried, baked and grilled to perfection! The backend stuff is all done, my theme modifications are up and not hideous, and I'm working on my first set of reviews now. It's been a long, tasty road, but we've finally arrived. Ask the Fatty is officially open for business! So, what went into making this fever dream a reality? So glad you asked!

First, I had to see if the domain was free, and if so, register it. Nice and easy, two minutes and you're done. After registering it, I set up my existing webhosting account to host the askthefatty.com domain. Here's where the tomfoolery began. Apparently there was some kind server side misconfiguration that prevented the domain from resolving properly. Neither myself or the tech support team could figure out how it happened, but they were able to correct it on their end. Success! The domain resolves! Now to set up Wordpress!

Ingredient list: Domain (up and running!) Wordpress install (fully configured!) Theme (almost done with modifications!) Content (just as soon as the theme is ready!)

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